The way I see it is that every good birthday should end with a bull ride. I mean, SERIOUSLY, is there any other time in the year that your friends will willingly subject themselves to bow down before you and allow you to unyieldingly clench them in your grasp for 8 seconds? Ok, so maybe I only made it 5 seconds, but this was my best year yet. One of these days I’ll be ready for a real bull….actually, on second thought, that sounds scary….I think I’ll stick to my friends.
