Watch Out!!!

I didn't believe all the hype about swine flu until this happened to roommate.... I better not eat any more of those cupcakes (see previous post)!!!!!

Take that...

...you bad bad dance floor!!! I went country dancing a few weeks ago and the dance floor was making me look bad. It kept making my feet go all crazy and miss the steps. It kept making my arms go in the wrong direction. It kept making me pull all these weird faces and finally I couldn't take it any more!!!! I decided it needed a spanking....and I hit it as hard as I could.

Ok, so maybe it wasn't the dance floor's fault that I have no rhythm and I actually tripped on my second left foot and fell. HA!

I feel slightly responsible....

... because there weren't any confirmed cases of swine flu in Utah until I made and distributed these cupcakes.

I can't breathe!!

Here are some pictures from the Festival of Colors a couple weekends ago. My roommates and I and a few other friends packed up our bags and headed down to the Hare Krishna temple for a little adventure.

Here's how it works:
1. Buy mulitple packages of colored cornstarch.
2. Push yourself through the crowd to find the right location.
3. Try not to lose your friends as you move through the masses of people.
4. Wait for the appointed time.
5. Begin throwing colored cornstarch at friends and strangers alike.

It was seriously hilarious and slightly painful....only because I was suffocating and I couldn't find fresh air in any direction. I probably have purple lung now (I know my clothes were permanently altered...even down to the inner layer)!!!

We had a great time! Seconds before this picture was taken, someone unexpectedly threw yellow cornstarch right in my eye. I managed to smile for the picture, but right after this I could barely keep my eye open and the worst part was that I didn't have a clean anything (finger, shirt, tissue..) to wipe the cornstarch out of my eye.

It might be true!

I saw this quote the other day and it made me laugh:

"One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your 3 closest friends....if they seem ok, then you are the one!"

Weekend Fun

I got to hang out with my niece and nephews this weekend and thought I would share some of the fun.

Grosser than Gross!!!!

The other day at work I got peed on by an old lady!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, that might be a little bit of an exaggeration, but she did pee in the chair that I later touched with my hand and my knee. GROSS!!!!!!!